September12014

zackisontumblr:

zackisontumblr:

i have a bunch of high school musical party supplies who wants to party with me

we’re all in this together

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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nevremind:

nevremind:

man boobs are gr8

I should have included a comma here

(via nevremind)

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WED, 02 JANUARY 2008  When I was in Europe I would play this game for hours and hours… it helped me zone out. Everybody would get involved… Derrick Dudley (Common’s manager) and Consequence were the best other than me… I beat Lexi… Don C beat Jay… Tony Williams beat Common… but every now and then people would speak of this legendary connect 4 champion……….. BEYONCE!!! I had 2 play her!…so last night at Jay’s new 40/40 club in Las Vegas (which is sidebar, crazy big w/ 24krt gold flooring, Black Jack tables, $500 slot machines,the biggest projection screen in the universe and the best turkey burgers I’ve ever had in my life) she beat me 9 times in a row! (and I didn’t even spaz lol) here’s a photo of the only game I won!

(Source: kimkanyekimye, via chriselrey)

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hazelsoxygen:

Funerals, I decided, are not for the dead. They’re for the living.

requested by anonymous

(via cannibalistic-bitch)

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danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic, via chriselrey)

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“If you were happy with the wrong person, imagine how happy you’ll be with the right one.” (via kimisbaked)

(Source: icanrelateto, via nigguyen)

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via crystallized-teardrops)

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